I wasn’t picking my nose! Don’t be gross. That’s so condescending of you. I was checking for nasal cavity cancer.
No, no it is a real thing! And it runs in my family.
Yes, I get the pun about noses and ‘runs.’ I do. Not funny. Not even as funny as nose cancer, which is not funny. Neither are nasal polyps, which are real too.
Why aren’t YOU checking your nose?
Now it's your turn to write an excuse to use for PICKING YOUR NOSE, ER MY NOSE . . .
